Friday, January 23, 2009

The Decline and Fall of Pop Music 55

Oh for the days
when pop songs were five minutes long
and had great guitar hooks
and used their lyrics to tell a complete and completely believable story
with wry humor and linguistic flair
and broke in the middle for
a bass solo,
a keyboard solo,
AND
a guitar solo.
Diesel, where did you go?

55

(Youtube took the video down, but the song is here.)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Worth a Listen

Sorry there doesn't seem to be a real video for this one!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Double the Fun!

Enthusiectomy 55

I detach and stare blankly
Buffered
Muffled
Afloat in something formless
looking through dull lenses at the lives moving by, 
one of them apparently my own.
Nothing stops me from reaching for passion, 
except that 
my passion for reaching 
has slouched 
down 
in 
apathy. 

Things happen 
yet 
I no longer seem to act. 

Why not?

55

Prodding the Plodding 55

Wake up!
There is so very much to see and do in this world - beauty and worth in bewildering abundance wherever you turn. What fool sits slumped and morose in the midst of glowing wonders? 

Slap him. 

Shake the senseless jackanapes by his collar!
A bold and startling universe hangs in wait for us all.

55

Friday, January 9, 2009

Friends 55

They know

what you like
what you don't
what makes you laugh
what really cheeses you off
how you think
when you're sad
who your dream date is
when to push you
when to lay off
when to buy you a drink
when to just shut up and listen

and

how 
to 
make 
you 
smile.

55

Friday, January 2, 2009

Resolutions

He wanted HD TV for Christmas.
She wanted a digital camera with more megapixels.
He got her a very nice necklace.
She got him expensive power tools.
He pretended to be happy.
She pretended to be happy.
Luckily, each of them picked the same New Year's Resolution:

I resolve to just SAY what I want.

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