Tonight's episode of the Big Bang Theory was a re-broadcast of my favourite episode where Sheldon dresses up like Spock.
It's the sexiest thing EVER.
I am very glad that I stayed home.
In fact, I canceled on my plans with a text that simply said, 'I'm sorry, but I am going to be a dork tonight and stay home to watch the Big Bang Theory.'
They said, 'No worries.'
And when Sheldon stepped out onto my television screen with his tricorder.... I realized that my couch would thank me if I invested in some retro plastic furniture coverings.
Well, phooey. I wish I'd known that episode was going to be on. Sheldon as Spock sounds uproarious.
I really need to make more of an effort to watch that show.
Plastic furniture coverings, huh? I must say, if someone had told me this morning that by the end of the day I would find the idea of plastic furniture coverings sexy, I would have told them they were crazy.
When I realized that agnosticism wasn't exactly buoying me up through life, I decided to invent my own religion. I figure it worked for Buddha, and that guy was totally depressed even though he was some kind of prince or something.
Anyway, it's had its ups and downs so far, but overall it's going pretty well.
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I've always wanted to attend a Star Trek convention.
And when I do I am making a t-shirt to wear.
It will simply say...
'Wanna get it on in the holodeck?'
Tonight's episode of the Big Bang Theory was a re-broadcast of my favourite episode where Sheldon dresses up like Spock.
It's the sexiest thing EVER.
I am very glad that I stayed home.
In fact, I canceled on my plans with a text that simply said, 'I'm sorry, but I am going to be a dork tonight and stay home to watch the Big Bang Theory.'
They said, 'No worries.'
And when Sheldon stepped out onto my television screen with his tricorder.... I realized that my couch would thank me if I invested in some retro plastic furniture coverings.
Well, phooey. I wish I'd known that episode was going to be on. Sheldon as Spock sounds uproarious.
I really need to make more of an effort to watch that show.
Plastic furniture coverings, huh? I must say, if someone had told me this morning that by the end of the day I would find the idea of plastic furniture coverings sexy, I would have told them they were crazy.
You sure have a knack!
Oh, he makes the perfect Spock!
You should have seen his eyebrows!
And his pants were tucked into his boots and blossoming out a bit. It was all too perfect.
Secret Code Word: Nonalie
That might make a good name!
It would be a good name to use in a stuttering pop song too.
Who-who m-m-m-makes me
Only
No-no-no-nonalie
Who - t-t-t-t-takes me
Orally
Yes-yes-yes-Nonalie
Can't wait to see the video!
Unfortunately, the video for the song is just a black screen.
I asked them why they didn't use the video that we shot.
Apparently, it was offensive. But what's offensive about being sexy?
I just don't understand.
Well, I hope they at least played the sound-track over the black screen.
That could be hot.
(For those of us keeping track, this is my third, I repeat my THIRD, comment of the New Year.
That means this is my 'lucky' comment.
All three have been writ upon YOUR galleria de commentario.
So, it's also lucky for YOU.)
secret code word:
epardon
As in, I will e-pardon the MPAA for censoring 'Devo and Nonalie Make a Porno,' IF and only if, they leave the original sound-track in place.
As in, I want to hear every sigh of pleasure, moan of absolute splendor, and scream of pure joy and utter abandon.
e-pardon.
The sound is definitely there.
You just have to turn it up to eleven.
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